If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

- Sam Levenson

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.

- Louis C. K.

There are members - very, very close and dear members - of my family - I'm talking immediate family - who simply don't speak to me anymore and haven't done so for years. My marriage fell apart.

- Maajid Nawaz

With the notion of marriage - an exclusive, emotional, binding 'til death do you part' tie - becoming more and more an exception to the rule given a rise in cohabitation and high rates of divorce, why should the federal government be telling adults who love one another that they cannot get married simply because they happen to be gay?

- Lisa Murkowski

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

- Booth Tarkington

Marriage feels like an industry with catering and really expensive bands.

- Rashida Jones

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

- Franz Schubert

There's lots of problem solving in any marriage, but when you have this collective goal that is a human being, it's an inspiring rally point.

- Ty Burrell

I think marriage is a scary concept. It's a scary concept for anybody. I'm not sure where I sit with that.

- Hozier

You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house; favored old barren reason from my bed, and took the daughter of the vine to spouse.

- Omar Khayyam