As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger. -Zach Galifianakis Anger
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there. -Zach Galifianakis Funny
When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies. -Zach Galifianakis Movies
I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that. -Zach Galifianakis Anger
I talk to younger actor types, and they bring up that word, 'brand,' and it's like, 'All right, if that's the way you want to look at yourself.' Diet Pepsi's a brand; you're a human being. -Zach Galifianakis Diet