Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom. -Scott Adams Freedom
If your goal is to lose 10 pounds, you may wake up each day with failure in mind because the goal is hard to reach, and you are progressing only by small amounts. It takes up all your willpower. I recommend that instead of a goal, you have a system. -Scott Adams Failure
Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems. -Scott Adams Technology
If you see voters as rational, you'll be a terrible politician. People are not wired to be rational. Our brains simply evolved to keep us alive. Brains did not evolve to give us truth. Brains merely give us movies in our minds that keeps us sane and motivated. But none of it is rational or true, except maybe sometimes by coincidence. -Scott Adams Movies
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? -Scott Adams Intelligence
The world is like a reverse casino. In a casino, if you gamble long enough, you're certainly going to lose. But in the real world, where the only thing you're gambling is, say, your time or your embarrassment, then the more stuff you do, the more you give luck a chance to find you. -Scott Adams Time
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours. -Scott Adams Pet
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. -Scott Adams Humor
Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom. -Scott Adams Best
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. -Scott Adams Religion
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams Art
Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom. -Scott Adams Happiness
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel. -Scott Adams Power
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings. -Scott Adams Knowledge
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. -Scott Adams Dating
If your current get-rich project fails, take what you learned and try something else. Keep repeating until something lucky happens. The universe has plenty of luck to go around; you just need to keep your hand raised until it's your turn. It helps to see failure as a road and not a wall. -Scott Adams Failure
Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom. -Scott Adams Money
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. -Scott Adams Business
