I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me. -Moon Unit Zappa Morning
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. -Moon Unit Zappa Sad
If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after. -Moon Unit Zappa Famous
Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something. -Moon Unit Zappa Hope
We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one. -Moon Unit Zappa Dating
I didn't have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don't. -Moon Unit Zappa Age
How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible. -Moon Unit Zappa Women
I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me. -Moon Unit Zappa Amazing
I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me. -Moon Unit Zappa Family
