A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. -Mark Twain Communication
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. -Mark Twain Memorialday
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. -Mark Twain Legal
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first. -Mark Twain Morning
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. -Mark Twain Humor
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. -Mark Twain Humor
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. -Mark Twain Great
Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it. -Mark Twain Government
