Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move! -Margaret Cho Smile
To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That's why gay marriage is really important. -Margaret Cho Marriage
Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor. -Margaret Cho Humor
It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. -Margaret Cho Humor
I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, 'Well, that may be inappropriate,' but it was great!' -Margaret Cho Teacher
I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too. -Margaret Cho Sad
I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of - dealing with dignity. -Margaret Cho Beauty
Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible. -Margaret Cho Birthday
