Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. -Larry David Space
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. -Larry David Mom
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. -Larry David Home
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. -Larry David Money
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. -Larry David War
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' -Larry David Funny
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. -Larry David Future
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. -Larry David Funny
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' -Larry David Birthday
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. -Larry David Best
