An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. -George Jean Nathan Funny
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles. -George Jean Nathan Patriotism
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. -George Jean Nathan Women
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink. -George Jean Nathan Men
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. -George Jean Nathan Humor
