When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -E. W. Howe Friendship
When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have. -E. W. Howe Music
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer. -E. W. Howe Anniversary
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. -E. W. Howe War
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it. -E. W. Howe Men
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. -E. W. Howe Mom
One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself. -E. W. Howe Respect
It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it. -E. W. Howe Friendship
Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. -E. W. Howe Men
If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it; don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has plenty of it. -E. W. Howe Money
The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home. -E. W. Howe Home
