Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways. -Dennis Miller Parenting
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again. -Dennis Miller Truth
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. -Dennis Miller Marriage
