An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. George Jean Nathan funny
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields funny
I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it. Audrey Hepburn funny
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. Al Gore funny
