When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So why should my advice be? If you want that kind of thinking, go to a computer. Computers are always logical and consistent, and you see how often they get proposed to.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There's plenty of time for that after marriage.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am not a name-dropper. I can't help it if everybody I know is famous.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Of course I love being in love - but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor