I don't mean to be funny.

- Yogi Berra

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

- Yogi Berra

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.

- Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

- Yogi Berra

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

- Yogi Berra

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

- Yogi Berra

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

- Yogi Berra

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

- Yogi Berra

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.

- Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by watching.

- Yogi Berra