If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. - W. C. Fields 1 Share Now -
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. - W. C. Fields 4 Share Now -
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - W. C. Fields 7 Share Now -
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. - W. C. Fields 8 Share Now -