Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom. - Scott Adams 1 Share Now -
If your goal is to lose 10 pounds, you may wake up each day with failure in mind because the goal is hard to reach, and you are progressing only by small amounts. It takes up all your willpower. I recommend that instead of a goal, you have a system. - Scott Adams 2 Share Now -
Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems. - Scott Adams 4 Share Now -
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams 6 Share Now -
If you see voters as rational, you'll be a terrible politician. People are not wired to be rational. Our brains simply evolved to keep us alive. Brains did not evolve to give us truth. Brains merely give us movies in our minds that keeps us sane and motivated. But none of it is rational or true, except maybe sometimes by coincidence. - Scott Adams 7 Share Now -
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours. - Scott Adams 8 Share Now -
The world is like a reverse casino. In a casino, if you gamble long enough, you're certainly going to lose. But in the real world, where the only thing you're gambling is, say, your time or your embarrassment, then the more stuff you do, the more you give luck a chance to find you. - Scott Adams 9 Share Now -
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. - Scott Adams 10 Share Now -
