The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield 1 Share Now -
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield 2 Share Now -
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can't. - Rodney Dangerfield 3 Share Now -
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. - Rodney Dangerfield 4 Share Now -
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. - Rodney Dangerfield 7 Share Now -
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield 9 Share Now -
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. - Rodney Dangerfield 10 Share Now -
