I left home because I was hungry.

- Red Skelton

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

- Red Skelton

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

- Red Skelton

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

- Red Skelton

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

- Red Skelton

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

- Red Skelton

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

- Red Skelton

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

- Red Skelton

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

- Red Skelton