I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony. - Penn Jillette 1 Share Now -
It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral, self-righteous, bullying laziness. - Penn Jillette 2 Share Now -
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer. - Penn Jillette 3 Share Now -
When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn't duck the issue, being Catholic and all. So how did he address it? By reminding Americans that religion shouldn't be an issue, that he was concentrating on big things like poverty and hunger and leading the space race. - Penn Jillette 5 Share Now -
Computers absolutely changed my life. Before I had a computer, I had never written one thing. Not one thing. I'm a very bad speller and I was embarrassed by that. When I would type, the little mistakes would make me nutty, and I would never edit anything. - Penn Jillette 8 Share Now -
My body really, really wanted to reproduce when I was 15. It took a lot of civilization, socialization, willpower and some emulsion polymerization technology for me not to reproduce at 15. - Penn Jillette 9 Share Now -
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom. - Penn Jillette 10 Share Now -
