I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man. - Pat Paulsen 1 Share Now -
The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that. - Pat Paulsen 2 Share Now -
We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman. - Pat Paulsen 3 Share Now -
