Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. - Ogden Nash 1 Share Now -
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money? - Ogden Nash 2 Share Now -
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash 3 Share Now -
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash 4 Share Now -
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. - Ogden Nash 5 Share Now -
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash 6 Share Now -
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash 7 Share Now -
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. - Ogden Nash 8 Share Now -
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash 10 Share Now -
