Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. - Neil Simon 1 Share Now -
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. - Neil Simon 2 Share Now -
If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon 3 Share Now -
Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life. - Neil Simon 4 Share Now -
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. - Neil Simon 5 Share Now -