I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me. - Moon Unit Zappa 2 Share Now -
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. - Moon Unit Zappa 3 Share Now -
If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after. - Moon Unit Zappa 4 Share Now -
I made enough money to buy a house. That's crazy, but fame proved ephemeral. - Moon Unit Zappa 5 Share Now -
Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something. - Moon Unit Zappa 6 Share Now -
We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one. - Moon Unit Zappa 7 Share Now -
I didn't have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don't. - Moon Unit Zappa 8 Share Now -
How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible. - Moon Unit Zappa 9 Share Now -
I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me. - Moon Unit Zappa 10 Share Now -