Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

- Martin Mull

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

- Martin Mull

Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.

- Martin Mull

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

- Martin Mull

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

- Martin Mull