The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

- Mae West

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

- Mae West

A man's kiss is his signature.

- Mae West

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

- Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

- Mae West

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

- Mae West

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

- Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

- Mae West

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

- Mae West

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

- Mae West