I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. - Lewis Grizzard 1 Share Now -
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. - Lewis Grizzard 2 Share Now -
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?' - Lewis Grizzard 3 Share Now -
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. - Lewis Grizzard 4 Share Now -
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. - Lewis Grizzard 5 Share Now -
