Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. - Larry David 3 Share Now -
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. - Larry David 4 Share Now -
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. - Larry David 5 Share Now -
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. - Larry David 6 Share Now -
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. - Larry David 7 Share Now -
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. - Larry David 8 Share Now -
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' - Larry David 9 Share Now -