Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. - Kinky Friedman 2 Share Now -
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. - Kinky Friedman 3 Share Now -
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. - Kinky Friedman 4 Share Now -
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. - Kinky Friedman 5 Share Now -
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. - Kinky Friedman 6 Share Now -
