A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

- Kin Hubbard

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

- Kin Hubbard

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

- Kin Hubbard

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

- Kin Hubbard

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

- Kin Hubbard

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

- Kin Hubbard

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

- Kin Hubbard

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

- Kin Hubbard

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

- Kin Hubbard

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

- Kin Hubbard