Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson 1 Share Now -
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. - Johnny Carson 2 Share Now -
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. - Johnny Carson 3 Share Now -
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. - Johnny Carson 4 Share Now -
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. - Johnny Carson 5 Share Now -
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson 6 Share Now -
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. - Johnny Carson 7 Share Now -
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson 8 Share Now -
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. - Johnny Carson 9 Share Now -
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. - Johnny Carson 10 Share Now -
