Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore 1 Share Now -
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. - John Barrymore 2 Share Now -
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. - John Barrymore 3 Share Now -
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. - John Barrymore 4 Share Now -
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. - John Barrymore 5 Share Now -