If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. - Joey Adams 1 Share Now -
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams 2 Share Now -
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. - Joey Adams 4 Share Now -
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams 5 Share Now -
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' - Joey Adams 6 Share Now -
