That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. - Jerry Seinfeld 1 Share Now -
Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers. - Jerry Seinfeld 2 Share Now -
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. - Jerry Seinfeld 3 Share Now -
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. - Jerry Seinfeld 4 Share Now -
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld 5 Share Now -
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. - Jerry Seinfeld 6 Share Now -
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. - Jerry Seinfeld 8 Share Now -
Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. - Jerry Seinfeld 9 Share Now -
