For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. - Jeff Foxworthy 1 Share Now -
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument. - Jeff Foxworthy 2 Share Now -
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work. - Jeff Foxworthy 3 Share Now -
We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, 'Hey, we're all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.' We need to have a sense of humor about it; that's kind of the way I've always faced my comedy. - Jeff Foxworthy 4 Share Now -
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy 5 Share Now -
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument. - Jeff Foxworthy 6 Share Now -
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy 7 Share Now -
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this. - Jeff Foxworthy 8 Share Now -
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy 9 Share Now -
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy 10 Share Now -
