Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event. - Jeff Dunham 1 Share Now -
I'm guilty of being fascinated by gadgets and toys and technology, but any penny that I spend, I try to make it be a part of what I do for a living. Because then you are forwarding. You are forwarding that art, forwarding that career ahead. - Jeff Dunham 2 Share Now -
I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny. - Jeff Dunham 3 Share Now -
It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor. - Jeff Dunham 4 Share Now -
There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor. - Jeff Dunham 5 Share Now -
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was no reason to quit. - Jeff Dunham 6 Share Now -
The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and the interaction between the separate personalities on stage becomes 'real.' Then don't forget that the act has to be funny, and to me, being funny and entertaining any given audience is more important than anything. - Jeff Dunham 7 Share Now -
