Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.

- Jack Black

My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.

- Jack Black

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

- Jack Black

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

- Jack Black

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

- Jack Black