One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx 1 Share Now -
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx 5 Share Now -
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx 6 Share Now -
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx 7 Share Now -
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. - Groucho Marx 8 Share Now -
