I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood. - Gilbert Gottfried 1 Share Now -
I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your window is the Eiffel Tower. In Egypt, the pyramids are right there. In the movies, every hotel has a monument right outside your window. My hotel rooms overlook the garbage dumpster in the back alley. - Gilbert Gottfried 2 Share Now -
I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked. - Gilbert Gottfried 3 Share Now -
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood. - Gilbert Gottfried 4 Share Now -
