An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan 4 Share Now -
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles. - George Jean Nathan 6 Share Now -
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan 7 Share Now -
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink. - George Jean Nathan 8 Share Now -
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan 9 Share Now -
