I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

- George Burns

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

- George Burns

At my age flowers scare me.

- George Burns

At my age flowers scare me.

- George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

- George Burns

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

- George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

- George Burns

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

- George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

- George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

- George Burns