I was an English major at the University of Minnesota, and I was very shy, which many people misinterpreted as intelligence. On the basis of that wrong impression, I became the editor of the campus literary magazine. - Garrison Keillor 1 Share Now -
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. - Garrison Keillor 2 Share Now -
Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted. - Garrison Keillor 3 Share Now -
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor 4 Share Now -
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor 5 Share Now -
I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central time. You learn to write toward that deadline, to let the adrenaline pick you up on Friday morning and carry you through, to cook up a monologue about Lake Wobegon and get to the theater on time. - Garrison Keillor 6 Share Now -
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore. - Garrison Keillor 7 Share Now -
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor 8 Share Now -
I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy. - Garrison Keillor 9 Share Now -
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor 10 Share Now -