Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you. - Fred Allen 1 Share Now -
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. - Fred Allen 2 Share Now -
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. - Fred Allen 4 Share Now -
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen 5 Share Now -
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. - Fred Allen 8 Share Now -
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen 9 Share Now -
