My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. - Flip Wilson 1 Share Now -
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. - Flip Wilson 2 Share Now -
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. - Flip Wilson 3 Share Now -
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson 4 Share Now -
