Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar 1 Share Now -
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. - Evan Esar 2 Share Now -
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. - Evan Esar 4 Share Now -
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar 5 Share Now -
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. - Evan Esar 6 Share Now -