When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway. - Erma Bombeck 2 Share Now -
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'. - Erma Bombeck 4 Share Now -
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. - Erma Bombeck 5 Share Now -
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? - Erma Bombeck 8 Share Now -
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. - Erma Bombeck 9 Share Now -
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it. - Erma Bombeck 10 Share Now -
