I have an amazing team; I have amazing producers; I have amazing writers, but at the end of it, it's me making the decisions on the writing, the tone, the editing. - Ellen DeGeneres 2 Share Now -
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres 3 Share Now -
If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff, there's got to be a very powerful energy to fight that. I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that. - Ellen DeGeneres 4 Share Now -
I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's called marriage. I don't care if it's called, you know, domestic partnership. I don't care what it's called. - Ellen DeGeneres 5 Share Now -
So many people prefer to live in drama because it's comfortable. It's like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship - it's actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect. - Ellen DeGeneres 6 Share Now -
I think everybody should have the same anger towards the injustice that's happening and the hatred that's happening, and just fight it with love and compassion. - Ellen DeGeneres 7 Share Now -
I'm grateful for everything. I'm grateful for my health, and I'm so grateful for the love in my life. - Ellen DeGeneres 8 Share Now -
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are. - Ellen DeGeneres 9 Share Now -
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneres 10 Share Now -