Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. - Doug Larson 1 Share Now -
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. - Doug Larson 2 Share Now -
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. - Doug Larson 3 Share Now -
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson 5 Share Now -
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. - Doug Larson 7 Share Now -
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson 8 Share Now -
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. - Doug Larson 9 Share Now -
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson 10 Share Now -
