We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. - David Letterman 1 Share Now -
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan? - David Letterman 2 Share Now -
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing. - David Letterman 3 Share Now -
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. - David Letterman 4 Share Now -
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. - David Letterman 5 Share Now -
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. - David Letterman 6 Share Now -
