Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry 2 Share Now -
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. - Dave Barry 4 Share Now -
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. - Dave Barry 5 Share Now -
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. - Dave Barry 6 Share Now -
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. - Dave Barry 7 Share Now -
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry 8 Share Now -
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. - Dave Barry 9 Share Now -
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. - Dave Barry 10 Share Now -
