You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

- Colin Quinn

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

- Colin Quinn

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

- Colin Quinn

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write.

- Colin Quinn