I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still. - Calvin Trillin 1 Share Now -
I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally. - Calvin Trillin 2 Share Now -
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. - Calvin Trillin 5 Share Now -
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin 7 Share Now -
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin 8 Share Now -
With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy. - Calvin Trillin 10 Share Now -
